Wow, every single dude looks exactly the same in that photo. Every dude in that photo is white. Therefore, using the transitive property, every single white dude looks alike.

Kiss kiss kiss kiss me once!

I hope I live to see a post-apocalyptic world a la The Road Warrior. I really do.

I contend Schwartzman hasn't done anything of value since Rushmore. The guy has been disappointment after disappointment, from I <3 Huckabees to Phanton Planet.

I think the writers finally somewhat realized that the general viewing audience wasn't interested in a Sawyer/Kate/Jack love story. At least, season 5 has led me to believe this somewhat.

And twitter continues to be…
…a beacon of human intelligence.

The Cleveland Show
My god, it looks awful. But the world apparently needs a show featuring anthropomorphic bears, sassy black babies, and stereotypes that push African Americans back 40 years.

I watched…
…one episode of The Nine and then said "I'm done." I'm glad that shows are no longer aping Lost. I can tolerate Lost because its got unique charms and a rich mythology, but what makes Lost work does not automatically mean we need 5 other shows that attempt to do the same thing.

So I know I'm probably in the minority here…
…but I actually enjoyed the 1995 feature film. I found it hilariously campy and "so bad it's good." For fans of competent bad cinema (and yes, I realize that's an oxymoron) this film is a goldmine.

The Drapers are the most awful parents this side of Jon and Kate. I think it's been demonstrated adequately enough that Betty sees her daughter as a little human being and not an actual person. I just want Don to hug his daughter every once in a while too.

My grandpa used to do the weirdest shit to his food… He'd put a slice of cheese over sliced apples or on a piece of pie… he'd cover everything in salt (until he got so sick he couldn't anymore). Old people from that era just do the most confounding things with their food I guess.

Excellent episode…
This is the season 3 episode I've been waiting for. The scene with Sal and his wife is SO sad… I like Sal a lot, but I definitely feel worse for his poor wife. She's so likable and innocent. And that closing shot of her looking away is almost tragic in its sadness. Though I'm infinitely happy for…

Rom-coms
One of the things I hate about rom-coms (as well as most "quirky comedies") is that the main characters always have the most bizarre jobs. Who the fuck works as a crossword puzzle constructor? Don't they have computer programs that can do that? Who knows anyone who works as a cameraman for a news network? Oh…

No… I don't actually. I'll pretty much gobble up any new technology with a smile. I've got an iPhone and a BluRay Player. But I draw the line at Twitter. I will never use it. Ever. Mark my words.

Why does Russell Simmons get to present *anything* at all? I never understood why this guy is popular at all… or maybe it's just perceived popularity the media is shoving down my throat?

God dammit…
please die, Twitter…. PLEASE.

Marvel has vision? Are you being sarcastic, man?

Disney can't ruin anything that Marvel hasn't already ruined themselves.

Marvel is awful…
This doesn't really mean anything, as it only pits two uncreative, awful companies together as one. Marvel hasn't done much of quality in years, with the exception of *maybe* Iron Man, but even that movie, for all the fun it was, was just an unoriginal origin story. This is clearly a cash-grab by…

And it goes against well-set APA standard rules as well!