Where was Bradley Cooper between 2005 and 2009… that is the real question. It's like the guy did Wedding Crashers and didn't make another movie until recently.

Yes, but does Anderson's mother definitely have the cancer?

Showing a movie in class is usually a treat reserved for getting through a laborious task, such as reading The Scarlet Letter, doing a project on it, and then writing an essay on it. I think I showed two movies per semester, which took up about 6 days of time. That's not bad by any means. It's also a nice fucking…

I prefer…
…Little Debbie's to the Hostess stuff. Swiss Rolls are fucking awesome.

Sugartits-

That's probably the book my parents read to decide He-Man was against god.

And I turn out to be homosexual. Irony or coincidence?

I actually wasn't allowed to watch GI Joe, Transformers, or He-Man when I was a kid, so all this shit is new to me (at least in cartoon form, I was allowed to read comics for some reason). My parents considered GI Joe too violent, and Transformers and He-Man were an abomination unto the Lord. I'm not making this up.…

I've actually heard a few good things about it as well. If anything, it can't be WORSE than either Transformer movie, right?

Glenn Beck is laughing all the way to the goddamn bank.

They found Legends of the Fall to be "boring" which I guess it kinda is in a few places, so can't say I fault them for that. I was more shocked at their admiration of The Aviator. It's one of my personal faves, sure, but I don't often hear 16 year olds talking about. They were glad they picked it, laughed in all the…

I'd like a review of Watchman director's cut. It's much better than the theatrical cut. I'd also like to see any possible updates on the AV Club's opinion of it because it is such a divisive movie.

Ahh my glory days of teaching…

I've season 1 and 2 of Survivor laying about somewhere in my house. I bought them both for purely nostalgic purposes. I wanted to re-watch Hatch's Machiavellian schemes. I wanted to be a part of Rudy, Colby, Jerry, and Elizabeth's lives again. Survivor was (is?) an interesting phenomena. It had something special in it…

Let's see…

You better believe it. As far as I'm concerned it's the bookend to the summer movie season, which is reason enough to see it alone. I've been pretty psyched about it since the viral trailer.

One of the few things I remember…
…about this film, is some macho, stereotypical Italian guy as a fucking priest about to murder Robin Tunney, spouting off some such bullshit like "Ok hurry up and kill her, I gotta perform the last rites over here!" Hilarious. Also, Kevin Pollak.

I feel your pain, Sheltie. But if you had taken that armor from the trailer and put it into Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (the subtitle is worth typing out), I wouldn't be able to tell the difference, and I fucking love sci-fi.

I hate trailers too. The first one for D9 was very cerebral and viral. The second one makes it look like Transformers.

Exactly… I'm not any defender of Fox News, but do you people who bash it even watch it anymore? It's 90% the same shit as CNN, MSNBC, etc. Seriously, it's beyond pedestrian at this point. How about a few jabs at Dick Cheney for shooting his friend with a shotgun? How about a few more "Bush did cocaine" jokes while…