I thought it was more to remind the districts who was in charge. "Oh, you think you're strong? We can kill your children at will."

Not enough shades.

Term limits, man.

He and Philip J. Fry have a lot in common.

The Catholic Church doesn't teach the Rapture. You're right, the Church doesn't weigh in much on the End Times, preferring the whole, "Jesus said you won't know the day or the hour, so we're not going to start predicting it," idea. The problem with the Rapture in-story is that the Rapture is really an idea held…

If what I read on Wikipedia is accurate, he is Shatterstar's dad and and his son.

Or maybe Mickey Rooney's character in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Disney lawyers double as mob muscle. Fox's president woke up to find three horse heads lying next to him and his wife suspended from the ceiling of his bathroom. She'd slept through the whole thing and was more freaked out than anything else, but then they found the horses' bodies in the den.

"Well, I was going to stop that mugging, but then I saw his partner shoot me in the back of the head so I figured the old lady would be fine if I booked a flight for Maui instead."

Yes, the little-known Hugo McBort Brody.

Shocking news? Like…the third Brody child escapes from the attic?

Not to say I disagree with your assessment of Slott, especially after I swore off all things Spider-Man after One More Day, but there are creators far, far, far worse than Slott when it comes to corrupting older characters. In fact, I'm pretty sure that was the point of half the original Ultimate line…

Well, as uncreepy as a pair of kids raised by an anthropomorphic cow, with one very overprotective brother who marries into the Inhuman royal family and a sister who, despite being the more powerful of the two, is originally little better than a hostage and a thing for artificial or ionic men, neither knowing their…

He isn't. It's George Wendt.

Some even know karate, used to protect or punish forlorn, commitment-averse frogs.

Was Sylvester not black enough?

Tom Wolfe is history's second greatest monster!

Or even a quick, "Maybe I shouldn't taunt a guy who can toss a hammer that far?"

So, basically, why not cast Sean Connery? He knows a thing or two about spousal smackdowns.

Somewhere, Aquaman is reading your comment and crying silently…but he's underwater, so you really can't see the tears.