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*sits at desk and sobs*

The way Sansa's relationship with her siblings is written in the books (it's not as clear in the show because you don't have the inner monologue stuff) always rang very true to me — all the other kids think she's the favorite, and she resents that her efforts to be the perfect daughter aren't appreciated, but they

Oh, that's really sweet!

Bees?

It's amazing, incidentally, how many Shakespeare speeches you can slip the "Cadillac of men" line into and not have your students notice.

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Dirt doesn't need luck

Aren't they actually on Pluto?

I've always found "Luck of the Fryrish" more affecting, honestly. Which I think is because I've never had a dog but do have siblings.

That's not too likely.

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Without it I could…go even blinder

Yes, well, whenever something like that happens, a wizard did it.

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The best damn pet shop in town

But that's what they all say! They all say "D'oh!"

He's quiet and he likes puzzles?

It's a perfectly cromulent word!

UPPER lower-middle-class!

*stands up straight, examines knuckles*

This is also the episode that gave us two of the greatest Mom epithets of all time: "filthy toothless nerd-bastard" and "STINK-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!"

One of my favorite Futurama line readings of all time is the way Igner pronounces "bra" in this episode.

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I just want to look at them because they're so gross