Well, the whole Meg-as-punching-bag thing didn't really come up until after Family Guy got uncancelled, so I'd say Zoidberg…

I am! Via the delightful Great Big Sea cover of it: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Plus misery loves company!

I think I have a boner. And I don't even have a penis.

Because she appeals specifically to girls, as far as I can tell.

The best kind of correct!

The high school I teach at now makes us fill out video approval forms before we show anything in full (although that's just as much for sex/violence reasons as for politics — apparently it was occasioned by people showing gory historical epics to freshmen). It's a little bit weird to me — I remember watching Europa,…

I've shown "Bowling for Columbine" in class before, but it was for a college writing/rhetoric course and the point was for them to analyze its arguments. My students tend to lean pretty conservative, so I picked something I knew they'd probably disagree with so that they'd notice the types of rhetorical devices Moore…

The A.V. Club
A sordid little burg

And they didn't even give him access to a time machine!

The video store my parents used to go to when I was little had this poster hanging on the wall:

Well, it is pretty memorable!

How about "Filthy toothless nerd-bastard!"?

I don't think I've ever played a round of mini-golf that didn't end that way.

Nope!

The A.V. Club
Don't think it's sour grapes, but you're all a bunch of apes

Well, he refers to himself in another episode as "Norm and Sam and Sadie's boy," so clearly he had parental figures of multiple genders!

Eyren or GTFO.

The little hand gesture he does when he says "shooting DNA at each other" is a glorious piece of animation, too.

I love Futurama and toast.