I don't know why I find the delivery of "Boooooze money" to be so hilarious, but I really, really do. (Also it looks like the line was originally something else, based on the lip sync. Wonder what it was.)

They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah!

Well, it was a way to stop Fry from talking about his ding-dong…

I saw Oyelowo in the title role of Shakespeare's Henry VI plays with the RSC years ago — he was the first black actor to play an English king for the RSC — and I've been keeping an eye on him ever since because he was absolutely magnificent. I can't wait to see this movie and I'm thrilled that he's getting some proper…

Then he was slain by an elf!

Nobody makes fun of my nose!

Did you go to Michigan, by any chance? Not that I think Pizza House is at all an uncommon name for a restaurant.

Does whiskey count as beer?

Lots of planets have a Scotland!

Also Urban II wanting to make a big power play for the papacy. There's a lot of stuff going on there — a lot of what chivalric culture is about includes figuring out what to do when you have a heavily-armed yet largely idle class of people hanging around, and finding socially-acceptable outlets for violence was a big…

Were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Humans aren't kosher either!

Magnets only make him act like a folk singer when they're on his head, clearly.

Nobody's gay for Moleman.

There's pretty much a riff on that exact concept in Hamlet, you know ("A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm").

Well, in this particular case the key prejudice at work is not-very-thinly-veiled racism, but in general, obesity/medical conditions don't incite tremendous amounts of sympathy for people of any color, no (cf. also the collective decision of our culture that diabetes is hilarious).

He's like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck!

The sound he makes when he's doing it is pure genius!

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I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk

Haven't you ever been to the ballet before?