This thread is the GREETEST!

"I'm a thing!"

There's a scene where they're all eating dinner and Marge asks how the first day of school went, so it's Bart starting the year with a new teacher instead of the new guy coming in to replace Mrs. K.

The fact that it's followed up by the phrase "past nastification" makes it all the more wonderful.

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

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It can't just be sex — it can't!

One kid seems to love the Speedo man!

"Derrière" meaning "butt" is euphemistic in French, too — the literal meaning is "behind."

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Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad

That'll always be the dream.

Sometimes they even ruin a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing!

Yeah, I remember that. It's not just the call-out to the short that does it, though, but the fact that it appears at the end of a segment where everybody dies, even if it is in a THOH.

But at least they admit it!

Internal logic or not, I thought there was something interestingly conclusive about the third segment (which I liked okay — better than the second one, at any rate, plus I'm not sure there's any way to do that premise without being disappointing in one way or another). Particularly with the recreation of the "Family…

Although it's still less weird than hearing him say "Chew through my ball sack!"

Not likin' this episode…that's a paddlin'.

It's a T! It goes "tuh"!

We didn't all go to Gudger College!

After pouring an entire bag of caramels into it, which would explain why it was in the shop.

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We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us