Oh, just about everything is a sin. Have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

He went to see the bear in the little car?

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The only thing we exchanged for you was our national dignity

Er…googly googly.

No, you've got it mixed up with a French-fried potato garnish.

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incoherent and demanding a quack

Everyone who counts loves Neeeeeeeeed Flanders!

Would you like a lick of my flavor bar?

Goodnight, everyone! Stay pink, soft, and oily!

Troy McClure is a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK!

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the unique mix of loneliness and perversion

Ponderoooooooooooosa pine!

Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless!

You could go directly to the sources and compare the "Freedom is a noble thing" bit from Barbour's Bruce, though, which is explicitly about that principle!

Isn't the remark that provokes the slapping about the rumors in the first place?

He's Lawful Neutral and she's Neutral Good! /dork

In the 15th-century Scottish poem that Braveheart is vaguely inspired by, Wallace's rebellion is actually sparked by a quarrel over fishing. I would kind of love to see an accurate adaptation of it.

I am all about Kira's "I WILL END YOU" hopscotch face.

Also, since Mirror Brunt is the straight best friend, I think we are within our rights to conclude that he's flamingly gay in the regular universe.

Yeah, but it doesn't seem like Terran slaves would have access to genetic tinkering.