And thus the question of holodeck jizz-mopping is, at long last, answered.

Clearly he hadn't gotten to that point in Ferengi Sunday School yet.

Also, he was on Voyager and a plague-bearing alien stole his face!

I love that it makes perfect in-universe sense (obviously the Dominion is all about the genetic engineering) but is also a Re-Animator joke.

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus Fetuses masturbate and read the AV Club?

Rom's painful, painful delivery of "I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CLOSEEEEEET SPAAAAAAACE" has been burned into my brain since this episode originally aired. Why do you do this to us, show?

MILD SPOILERS

Odo officially works for the Bajorans, doesn't he?

"FOOD!" - Final Sacrifice (we say this one so much)

"I had a feeling today!" "Well, don't."

@avclub-58b5e1181aef482ae9d3f57afb3baa76:disqus Don't forget Final Sacrifice and Hobgoblins!

Our couch broke during the original airing of that episode. It was pretty unsettling.

I frequently want the flavor of bacon in a dip!

I heard that stuff is all bones.

'Course, it's shank or be shanked.

"These are not tears! We are vomiting from our eyes!"

Have the Rolling Stones killed!

Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anybody mention Ren and Stimpy?

Dammit, this is why you don't comment before reading all the way down the thread.

Let's not forget "Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night."