Dude, Holliday Grainger gives me a boner and I don't have a penis.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus If that cow had a chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Mine was mostly discussing Star Trek on the suddenly-much-faster internet (I started college 15 years ago so ethernet access was pretty universal at colleges and still fairly rare in households) but I think that's basically the same thing.

He's actually as scrutable as they come!

Would you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

Also there's the episode where they meet the Kazon and just go "…meh."

And if you have some very specific fetishes, Disneyland is the Disneyland of sex tourism!

They all have holographic Joe Piscopo, all the time.

They tried, but Cousin Gaila's asking price was too high.

I've always assumed that Nick Locarno shanked the real Tom Paris in prison and stole his identity.

@avclub-bbb3af3d466d7231aa738ff95762091d:disqus  "…so you should see what I can do when I'm trying to kill someone."

"This is the episode that made me realize just what we had created in
terms of the Bajoran faith and the Emissary. I knew that it was going
to become a more and more important part of the show, and that a part of
the audience was going to love it."

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Clearly they just need to suck it up and actually read the owner's manual for the Klingon BDSM equipment because they are DOING IT WRONG.

I remember being absolutely convinced I'd dreamed the promo for that episode, because surely they couldn't actually be doing that on DS9. And then they did. But I like my version of things better.

To be fair, it's not just Risa. You can also get abducted by Romulans or replaced by a changeling if you go on vacation or attend a conference somewhere else!

Oh man, me too. I missed it by that much in high school — I went to his 1996 Lear on a school trip, but his understudy (Lewis Gordon, who was still pretty great) did the student performances.

First thing I saw her in was King Lear with Derek Jacobi — it was one of those cinema broadcasts from the National Theatre in London, and she was a superb Goneril. Which is pretty good prep for playing Caterina Sforza, really.

The opening theme is great, but its similarity to "Duel of the Fates" kind of screws with my head…

That last scene with Della Rovere had me happily picturing an alternate universe where Rome is suddenly beset with a zombie apocalypse.