And then there's Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares…

The whatroom?

Mead is awesome.

He does not discuss it with outsiders!

@AmaltheaElanor:disqus Oh hell yeah. Something like this.

Pay toilets…IN SPACE!

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus The Riker jokes write themselves!

With a scene where he drinks 15 Romulan ales and then tells T'Pau that "I gotta pee."

@jerodast:disqus Yeah, but which one got to have sex with Dax?

Brag all you want, but DON'T get between Sisko AND THE BLOODWINE!

@avclub-40904cf5a179d97beb9f7f3f8c02e080:disqus To be fair, though, I just saw that episode recently and the reason the Picard/Sarek mindmeld was said to be dangerous was because Sarek had Vulcan Alzheimer's, which was what was causing his emotional control to break down. And it was also established in the episode…

Seriously! If that song does not exist, I feel like everything we've ever been taught about Klingons must be a lie.

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genetic modifications to the balls cost extra

Angry, angry young man.

Reek, it rhymes with bleak.

Dude, I would totally buy a Rod Serling action figure.

It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment!

@avclub-bbb3af3d466d7231aa738ff95762091d:disqus And yet, Riker exists!

@Chico_McDirk:disqus You laugh, but I was just looking up tips for inducing sneezing (I've got a cold and needed to reduce sinus pressure) and the second site Google turned up was for fetishists.

@Ajax in fact, he'll look a lot like Grant Hill!