The entire future of the galaxy may depend on us tracking down Willie Mays…and stopping him.

The entire future of the galaxy may depend on us tracking down Willie Mays…and stopping him.

@avclub-b31df16a88ce00fed951f24b46e08649:disqus I fucking love "Rocks and Shoals." I used to call it my favorite episode but I haven't watched it in a few years so we'll see how that holds up.

@avclub-b31df16a88ce00fed951f24b46e08649:disqus I fucking love "Rocks and Shoals." I used to call it my favorite episode but I haven't watched it in a few years so we'll see how that holds up.

We don't. I watched ahead and am now stalled because I didn't want to cope with the emotional destruction wrought by "The Visitor" before I had to. Great, great episode, just — augh.

We don't. I watched ahead and am now stalled because I didn't want to cope with the emotional destruction wrought by "The Visitor" before I had to. Great, great episode, just — augh.

To be fair, self-replicating brownies probably are even more exciting than George Harrison!

To be fair, self-replicating brownies probably are even more exciting than George Harrison!

Just to continue the anthologizing, this was the version sung at my school:

Just to continue the anthologizing, this was the version sung at my school:

Bombay Sapphire is always appropriate.

Bombay Sapphire is always appropriate.

My local archdiocese has all these "protect religious liberty" billboards up with flag/eagle/cross Republican commemorative plate art on them. and the church next door is having a 40-hour pro-life prayer vigil today. Which is nice as it reminds me why I stopped going to church.

My local archdiocese has all these "protect religious liberty" billboards up with flag/eagle/cross Republican commemorative plate art on them. and the church next door is having a 40-hour pro-life prayer vigil today. Which is nice as it reminds me why I stopped going to church.

"We the purple"? What the hell was that?

"We the purple"? What the hell was that?

My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, an idiot, a pig, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, an idiot, a pig, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

Lumber…we need lumber…

Lumber…we need lumber…