You say funny, we here at Pitchfork say lawsuit.

You say funny, we here at Pitchfork say lawsuit.

Though we gave this an 8.1, we chose not to designate this as "Best New Music". If we find out that Thom Yorke had a hand in the record's production, you can rest assured that the Best New Music designation will be added retroactively.

Though we gave this an 8.1, we chose not to designate this as "Best New Music". If we find out that Thom Yorke had a hand in the record's production, you can rest assured that the Best New Music designation will be added retroactively.

We just reviewed the album.  10.0

First of all, we gave this album a 9.1.  So you know, album of the year.  Oh wait, there is a new Animal Collective album coming out this September?  Well, that will probably take over spots 1 - 10 on our list. So Best Coast should be sitting comfortable at #11.

@avclub-0dad24dc5419076f64f2ba93833b354e:disqus   Thanks, but I should warn you that we watch it ironically.

Are you implying that you have stood and watched them?  If so, you get an 8.7

I'm not so sure.  We were planning on giving the festival a 6.3

We give this article a 6.7.  Had this been written by Noah Lennox of the world famous Animal Collective, we would have given this a 9.8 and then we would have read it.  If this were written by Lana Del Rey, we would have pumped up this article for months and then given it a 3.7.

In that case, Best New Music my friend.

Fine, you can screw us but I doubt we will enjoy it.

Okay, so I see what happened here.  Oops.  You see, when we at Pitchfork spoke incessantly about Lana Del Rey and praised her songs, her style, her very id…..we didn't think people were listening.  Hell, we weren't listening either.  We seldom if ever do.  Seriously guys, we make this shit up all of the time.  When we…

The clip didn't load for us, but we gave it a 9.6.

You'll just have to wait and see.  We are going against our better judgment and are waiting to actually hear the album before we review it.

Peter Dinklage 10.0

We can't help but feel that if we had given this album a Best New Music designation, Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney would suddenly be compelled to share a large brownstone in Prospect Park coupled with a fridge stocked with Pabst tallboys and a lifetime membership to the neighboring hot yoga classroom.

9.8

We already wrote the review for their next album.  We gave it a 9.8. 

Hunger Games Trailer - 2.8