People who send us dick pics - 2.8

Great name change Kanye! 9.3

Abe Vigoda - 8.7

I knew these fucking comments would instantly become "OMG, DAE hate Vampire Weekend?!"

Jerry O’Connell's career post Sliders:  2.9

@avclub-f46294429e422f5da9b4d3dd0ca5b382:disqus   Sorry, that would be a 2.3 I'm afraid.

Alexis Krauss…..you get a 6.9.  

Have I been summoned?

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

Did somebody say……..ANIMAL COLLECTIVE?!?!?!?!

Did somebody say……..ANIMAL COLLECTIVE?!?!?!?!

We give this news a 10.0!!!

We give this news a 10.0!!!

8.7

8.7

This gimmick:  2.8

This gimmick:  2.8

First, we speak in the first person plural because we are the collective Pitchfork posting in unison on the AV Club.  Our words are a Gregorian chant fueled by empty cans of Pabst Blue tallboys and broken promises.  We are 199 balls clenched tightly in 100 pairs of skinny jeans (one of us is a testicular cancer…

First, we speak in the first person plural because we are the collective Pitchfork posting in unison on the AV Club.  Our words are a Gregorian chant fueled by empty cans of Pabst Blue tallboys and broken promises.  We are 199 balls clenched tightly in 100 pairs of skinny jeans (one of us is a testicular cancer…