Damn, I forgot I was logged in as this.  3.7

Haddie's hair gets worst and worst that at some point I expect them to just fully replace it with a rabid animal that randomly claws at people that talk to her.

We hate them for many reasons:

Once our famlies are in protective custody, you will get your review.  Just a warning, we are not getting the "Best New Music" vibe from the new Dawes album.  How do we know when an album will be getting that honor? We feel it deep down there.

You're welcome

Fuck…wrong profile.

And then they all play hockey and talk about cocks

Lucas's Tinkering: 4.2

LUCAS'S Tinkering: 4.2

Dinklage reference: 9.7

Future Kanye West album: 9.4
Kanye has done it again. This future album that Kanye has not only yet to release, but has also yet to record has cemented his place in the worldly lexicon of unfettered urban scuttlebutt. These new beats that we look forward to hearing are such an extreme measure of greatness that we…

Dothraki Man Tits: 9.6
Dothraki man tits are a lesson to other men. You all eat too much Dunkin Donuts you flabby children.

Brian Eno - Musician 9.5
Brion Eno - U2/Coldplay mega-producer 2.8

6.2

Julian Assange - 9.3
We applaud Julia Assange for his tireless work and dedication for exposing governments and corporations for their years of tyrannical secrecy and am equally happy when we heard that he will be playing the role of the next James Bond villain. We are giddy with excitement for when Julian will utter…

No, keep going, you're doing great

Gays - 9.3
While we don't always understand what happens in the bedroom and where everything is inserted, we applaud gays all the same.

Lisa Edelstein's Ass - 9.1
We can't help but notice Miss Edelstein's itty bitty waist combined with the round thing in our face. We must admit, we got sprung.

The Antlers - Burst Apart : 5.7
Peter Silberman and his Antlers have struck again. After angering many people by releasing an album with a pro-cancer stance, Silberman and company chose to step out of the light of controversy and release an album that is light on tumor biopsies and heavy on Casio keyboards. Patti…

Yes, kind of forgot which account was logged in.