Kat Dennings in 3D - 10.0 (DD)
The very idea of of Kat Dennings in 3D makes one both swoon and salivate. It isn't simply that her breasts are huge, it is also because they are incredibly huge. Dying cancer wishes would no doubt be made to motorboat those things long and hard with an amount of gusto that would rival…

Stinky Pinky - 6.8

Or a stinky pinky

Or a pink eyeing

D.C. Cab sequel is definitely worth a pinking

And by get together, I mean 'fucking'

Bones - 9.8
We can't wait to find out if those two kooky characters will get together.

Fleet Foxes - 6.5
Not to be confused with AVN award winning actress and star of "Good Guys Go to Heaven, Bad Guys Cum in my Ass", Fleece Foxes, FLEET Foxes are an example of what can only be described as a new generation of empowered flannel rockers or could even be better described as dirty hippies.

Saxophone solos = artistic growth.

Fucking double post. Maybe I can just say it is in honor or both Emilia Clarke's right boob and her left one.

Emilia Clarke Comment in Review - 0.2
"Maybe I was just happy that they kept Emilia Clarke's breasts largely out of sight for a week."

Emilia Clarke Comment in Review - 0.2
"Maybe I was just happy that they kept Emilia Clarke's breasts largely out of sight for a week."

Aqua Teen - 6.8
Like many teens approaching puberty, this show was firm in all the right places but often had an odor issue.

@Drifter, sorry brother, we did fuck that one up for sure.

Nomi Malone's Grinding Skills - 9.7
A lapdance can lack in many things, but full contact grinding is not one of them.

Zoe - 10.0
!!!

The Kills - Blood Pressures: 5.8
Ever since the Kills shit hot debut, 'Hot Fuss', we have been waiting for another album to match the scatter horned intensity of that bravura pounding fuss wagon. Much like the Vegas / Mormon upbringing of Flowers, this album is a head-scratcher. Flowers is no where to be found on…

Lazy? No, I pretty much said all there needed to be said about Sucker Punch.

Carla Gugino - 9.5
Seriously……motorboat

I saw a German chick take a shit on a paper plate live on cam last week on Cam4.com. I guess every once and awhile it is nice just to have some good ole fashioned T&A. It is quaint in fact.