And then Michael Jackson's over here like "Yee HEE! I'm dead!" And he grabs his crotch!

Oh MAN, Wikileaks, right? Sounds like something that happens in an Australian NURSING HOME like "G'day old man, no more o' them wikileaks in yer old man diapers, I Hope! That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!"

Hey Smacka, this is my JOB, man. Do I come down to where you work and slap the GAS PUMP out of your hand?

FUNNY MAN
GIRL TALK???Oh, I know what that's like, I had a GIRLFRIEND once and she was always like HEY FUNNY MAN why don't we go on dates and why don't you spend money on me and why don't we talk about our feelings??? And I was like, BABY be quiet so I can watch some football—-

OH MAN, this Eliza Dushku story? I'm not real sure who she is, but for her to walk away from her own show there must have been quite the MIX UP in the backstage politics, PERHAPS even a DUSH-COUP!!!

IT'S FUNNY MAN
Hey, has LIFE been giving you LEMONS???

HEY Aids just means "helpers" right! So people with AIDS already have enough "HELP" AM I RGHT?

Oh hey, it's DON CABELLERO. You know, Don, on a scale of ONE to TEN, you're an ASSHOLE!

Boy, I wish I knew how to deal with you hecklers, but I'm a comic, not a PROCTOLOGIST!!!

Oh yeah, sure, everybody likes to heckle. Well guess what, heckler, I've got a comeback for you!

I gotta say though, I used to be unregistered, and there's still part of it that I miss. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT- THE BLACK BOX WORD!!!

HEY EVERYBODY
DO YOU LIKE TO LAUGH??? BECAUSE HERE I COME!!!

CALL ME FUNNY MAN!!!

OH MAN or how about the BRITISH VERSION OF SEINFELD

And SAM is all like "Man, I wish I'd stayed at the BAR in CHEERS but then again maybe I would have married that RACHEL chick and she's CRAZY"

SAMANTHA!!!

IT'S FUNNY MAN!!!
Sam Peckinpah?? More like, Sam Youbetterstoppeckinpahoryou'llgoblind!!!!

HEY IT'S FUNNY MAN
ALL IN THE FAMILY!!!

And ladies and gentlemen that is

I said fictional but FINE