No way, man, I don't do racial stuff. COME ON, THROW OUT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO COME TO THE BIG GIMMICK CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!

Leslie Nielson walks into the PARTY!!!

WAIT A MINUTE!!! What am I thinking!!! I'm gonna start with the man who is the REASON FOR THE SEASON!!! I'm talking SANTA CLAUS

HEY EVERYBODY IT'S

Hey guys, just so you know, I'm trying not to break character so much so I might not say so every time, but I REALLY appreciate all this great feedback! I don't really get what Ted is saying, but I KNEW that this Funny Man character was gold right out of the gate, and all the nice things I'm hearing are confirming…

Okay, everybody THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT AUDIENCE

Oh yeah, Rachel Dratch, DEBBIE DOWNER RIGHT

Whoa, yeah, a FIRSTIE like GLUT, right?

HEY IT'S FUNNY MAN
Yeah, my WIFE made me go see that new Julia Roberts movie, you know the one, it's called Eat, Pray SNORE! If you get what I'm saying!!!

Oh MAN, do you think that TOWELIE Might enjoy one of those??? And Towelie says "Only if it comes in terry cloth, motherfucker. Want to get high?" Towelie will be NEEDING a towel after a date with that thing, AM I RIGHT???

OH man, Barbara Walters! Or as I LIKE TO CALL HER "Barbara WaWa"!

WHOA Watching that Alien fleshlight video, I mean, that things just like some EX GIRLFRIENDS I HAD! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T!!!

Seriously though, let's talk a little bit about THE HOLIDAYS, oh MAN you gotta know what I'm talking about, the goddamn holidays. I mean, I don't know about you, but I don't always get along with my family, but during the holidays it's like you're expected to hang out with them, and I'm like "MOM, get out of my…

Oh YEAH

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
IF YOU LIKE JOKES
AND IMPRESSIONS TOO
FUNNY MAN HAS GOT THE THING FOR YOU
I WILL TICKLE
YOUR FUNNY BONE
AND YOU WILL LAUGH
TILL YOU GO HOME

Oh man, whoooooO! Give me a second here…. woo.

YES IT'S FUNNY MAN!

Heeeeey EVERYONE! WHO HERE LIKES TO LAUGH???

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Right, like you don't follow me around reading my posts all day.