It's accountability in that you always know where to find me when you have constructive criticism to offer. And as a result, my gimmickry evolves and improves over time.

It's called ACCOUNTABILITY, troll.

What you trolls don't understand is that gimmickry is a new art form- you can literally change who you are on this web site, so you can explore all kinds of issues related to the malleability of identity and just what it means to be "someone" in the internet age. And so, yes, there are going to be artistic…

And yeah, you don't post with your real name when you log in, but you do become accountable.

Um, I DID come up with my own gimmick. I was the first person on this site to adopt a Tommy Wiseau gimmick, and I also did the ZMF+EVL combo gimmick. So check your frigging facts. And I wouldn't be so "defensive" if you assholes weren't always attacking me!

Chinchillas have a natural ability to use the term "nonplussed" correctly!

Chinchillas are native to South America, as are many different species of monkeys!

Yeah, yeah, keep it up with the unregistered trolling. The only people that get ignored more than me are those who are too cowardly to post under their logins. And I'll have you know that I got some good feedback on my chinchilla posting until that asshole Sarcastro started busting on me. Basically, all you trolls…

Oh look, some stupid, unregistered fuck-head is slagging me off on the internet. Look, you coward, log back in under your username and at least have the balls to stand behind your pathetic, boring posts. Or better yet, try to do something constructive with your life and ADD something to this site.

Look, Caballero, the people have spoken and they love rodent commenters. I'm doing a service around here and you're just polluting the stream with your usual superficial bile. You've got 2,000 comments all reflecting the same tepid, bargain-basement cynicism taking up space on this site; time to make room for…

Shut up, this one's gold.

Well… uh… Good!

Chinchillas don't need your help, fastandsloppy! Go choke on a salt lick!

I'm going to gnaw through your Achilles tendon and then shit all over your eyeballs once you hit the ground.

I'm going to eat your babies you fucking gerbil!

MSNBC
is generally uninteresting to rodents of all kinds, not just chinchillas!

Chinchillas fucking hate fake gerbil posters! Go to hell!

Whatever… lesser rodents all look the same to chinchillas.

Did you know…?
Chinchillas are generally ignorant of American history! That's why we're doomed to repeat all of your mistakes!

Chinchillas happily shit all over you fucking threads!