Okay, not so bad. I mean, at least it's the popular line, so there's that. And it got posted. Not a complete failure, maybe not a failure at all, right? I think I did all right.

Oh no! Even that lame placeholder comment didn't get posted! THINK MCGIMMICK THINK!!!

I actually thought The Room game kind of sucked. I mean, the 8-bit style characters were kind of cute, and there were some funny jokes, but there was no real game to it, just walking from screen to screen reading dialogue from the movie.

Sadly, despite how appropriate a Wiseau quote in this Sawbuck, it's such a second tier feature that I'm not going to get the exposure I deserve.

THANK YOU AV CLUB FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL PARTY

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DATS A NICE HELICOPTER

OH HAI KIDDY

Thanks for the support everyone. I think this Tommy Wiseau gimmick is really working out! Just bear with me while I iron out the wrinkles.

Oh man. That doesn't even make sense. Sorry everyone.

SECONDSIES
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART TITANIC

Christ, I mean-

No, think this over. Seriously, it may seem like the only way out now, but things will get better, your gimmick will improve, I promise, I absolutely promise. There's a lot of commenters out there who really love you and care about you, and you would only be hurting THEM if you give in to the haters. Please…

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OH HAI DONALD

HAHAHA YOU DID A GOOD JOB BEING FIRST, I CONGRATULATIONS YOU

HAHAHA 18 DOLLARS DATS ME!!!

OH
HAI DOGGY

HAHAHA YOU MUST BE KIDDING! SEINFELD, I GOT DA PICTURE.

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