OH HAI CHARTEX

LEAVE YOUR STUPID CAHMENTS IN YOUR POCKET

HAHAHA INDEEDY
TWO IS GREAT
BUT TREE IS A CROWD

OH HAI HIDEAWAY
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE TOSSING DA FOOTBALL

AHAHAHA DAT IS SOME STORY SARCCASTRO

OH HAI JOACHIN
HAHAHA

Brainstorming now-

Yeah, I'm sorry, I should be constructive here. Obviously, since I was going to adopt it myself, I think it's a good gimmick. But now that I see you doing it, Chartex, I kind of think that it needs a little more than just backwards talking. A bit of character depth, like maybe you're from a backwards land with…

Dammit, Chartex. Now I have to think up another one.

If you think I'm trying to be funny, you haven't been paying attention. What I'm trying to do is bring a radical new idea to the AV Club- we should be supportive of each other's gimmickry, honor the efforts we make and provide feedback when we believe someone's gimmick is succeeding and, yes, when it is failing. To…

Hmmm… Do I smell a new… gimmick? Give it a shot, EMP! I think it has legs!

Huh. So you're responding now, eh? I don't know, Starz. It kind of takes away from your mistique, don't you think? It's like your lowering yourself by deigning to interact on our level. But then again, I said I was here to learn from you, so maybe I'm overthinking things. You just keep doing what you do.

Look, I just want to say that I really admire you for your consistency. There are a lot of naysayers regarding your gimmick, and I admit that I don't quite understand it, but you really know how to stick to your guns. I intend to watch you and towelie and maybe learn a little something.

You're right, my biggest problem is commitment. If I could just commit to posting on every thread, even if it's just one comment, I could probably become one of the greatest gimmick posters on the board. But I just, I just kind of lose steam after a while. A lot of it has to do with the nasty comments people post. …

Hmm… Nobody's seen Glut for a while.

First
Maybe this could be my new gimmick.

What, that you're a replicant? I don't know. It's like the Diabeetus guy, half the time you guys seem to forget what your gimmick is anyway, so we can't really be appreciative of that. Give it some effort, though, and maybe I could come around.

You know what, sarCCastro? I, at least, add something to this board other than the absolute bog-standard internet negativity and unoriginal attempts at put-downs that you sling around. Look, man, your niche is filled by 90% of the posters around here and every other comment board on the internet, so either get a…

You're an insult to the good gimmicks on this board. Take your fucking 'i instead L" and get the fuck back to videocracy.

Hmmm…