Hollywood at its best. Jason acts like a selfish jackass throughout, then the movie star and studio head agree that's the mark of a guy who's perfect for Hollywood.

Next week, Carrie falls in love with a great guy on an all-new Homeland!

Can't wait for Pacino's Mummy.

It's ALWAYS the script's fault, isn't it? Never that maybe the ACTING sucked.

I liked Kurt Russell's character best, Stuntman Earp.

Awesome, man. Weird Al is also Wonderful Al.

Sure am glad the "forward momentum" wasn't backward momentum, or that by "literally reinvigorating" the show, they avoided the age-old problem of figuratively reinvigorating a show.

Love this. Dean Martin's serious turns — Some Came Running, The Young Lions, Rio Bravo, Career, Ada, Toys in the Attic — were (are) sorely neglected due to his fame as a musical-comedy entertainer. Beyond all that, this guy was an ACTOR.

Kasbah fans, Cubs fans not having a good week, Bill.

A very, very rare appearance by Michael Caine, who hadn't been in a movie since, oh, March and May and June and August.

And then Kevin Costner rides into the gulch, and Tom Petty shows him the zip line.

He probably won't need to do that "why is Jude Law in everything?" joke again.

He predicts Mets cooling off eventually.

Keep discussing all the guys all you want, but the one who's going to kill everybody before it's over is Jean Smart.

(c.) Hate both.

Best series on TV last year; best (so far) this year. "Breaking Bad" good.

Yeah, poor, poor Chicago, only six NBA championships and a World Series championship since the '90s to go with those hockey championships.

"Zardoz. James Zardoz."

Shark shouts again and again: "Man, I jumped this show in 2013!"

If the actors had broken the armoire, Joe Torre would have suspended them.