If 10 truly funny people exist, these are two of them.

Who does Nasim Pedrad need to do to get ON this show?

(1.) In "Drive," the driver doesn't drive much. (2.) Love story with girl brings "Drive" screeching to a halt. (3.) Uh, were we supposed to pull for the ruthless robbery getaway driver & killer to get the girl? Awww, how cute.

Both of this show's viewers are so upset.

Rumors about her are incorrect. In the script, Lupita Nyong'o is the name of the galaxy.

She can see Crimea from her house.

Worst child actors I've watched in years. Who did the casting people cast — their nieces & nephews?

And remember, the waitress MUST leave multiple empty beer bottles on a character's table so the stupid audience will be able to tell that he's really drunk.

"The Good Wife" and its good, good writing: Will walks into a coffee shop. "Scotch on the rocks," he orders. Alicia: "They only have beer." Will: "Beer." Oooh, that's writin'. I always go into a coffee shop and order a Scotch. And when I order a beer instead, my coffee-shop waitress just brings me any old brand.

Cynthia Nixon looks like she wants to eat somebody.

For whatever reason, this was my father's favorite movie. Maybe because it was about common decency, and that it showed a wholesome family that was still able to enjoy a little mischief, and that it had Gary Cooper, not as a cowboy or soldier, but as a simple man trying to hold a family together. It's as corny as can…

P.U.

In Enemy II, he plays quadruplets.

I love Polish-prison Canadian-trucker movies.

What's beneath rock bottom? Oprah just hit it.

Pretty much a perfect television series.

Paula and Dick still husband and wife to this day. Both were movie stars at the time they decided to try TV. (If not A-list, definitely B-plus.) A very funny show, and Jack Cassidy ended up guest-starring as Tex Baxter's brother on MTM.

TOO MANY CAST MEMBERS. Need to lose at least four or five.

Next week, Sherlock must outfox Scotland Yard Inspector Myles McNutt.

What, no Carla Gugino? Come on. THAT'S a sin.