Before this, I thought the only thing being blown in Chicago was the wind & the band's horns.

Mel's decided to play the entire part with a beaver on his hand.

A rare appearance by the reclusive Alec Baldwin.

A murder mystery with a dead child … I haven't seen anything like this since, oh, Every Other Murder Mystery on Television.

Abraham Lincoln, Exorcist is still a go.

The best part is when Lovelace does both Woodward AND Bernstein.

Ah, something new from Bret Easton Ellis, lifetime winner of America's Worst Writer.

I loved Artists & Models …. Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis, right?

Just finished reading it. Took me about 45 minutes. Chapters five paragraphs long. Sentences five to 10 words long. Novels For Dummies.

"The Heat" could have been as good as "White Heat" if only Melissa McCarthy would have mounted a gas tank and been blown to bits.

NBC Sports consists of two things: (1.) Bob Costas, who has eloquence and integrity, and (2.) 500 other sportscasters who just say, "Wow! That was unbelievable!"

Much like HBO's "Luck," this is one of those shows in which …. something's about to happen, something's about to happen …. OK, maybe NEXT week it'll happen.

Yellow in a Jersey: The Story of a Chickenshit on Wheels, coming soon to a finish line near you.

I never miss a Cate Blanchett/Andrew Dice Clay movie.

Might be the best group I ever saw at Coachella.

A splendid Q & A and he seems to be a splendid guy. A big star in his prime, and still a working actor who'll pop up anywhere and everywhere, even in a "Poirot" episode once. My favorite non-acting moment of his was when Elliott Gould opened the envelope at the Academy Awards and said, "And the winner is … Indiana, 64…

Watched this on On Demand yesterday …. whoa, amateurish and unbelievably unfunny. Ten or twenty actors making it up as they go along, trying to think of something funny to say, failing every single time. Garlin, for some reason, goes through the whole movie in the same black T-shirt and jeans. He's a successful…

Perfect review … man, is this show bad. And that little blonde in the newsroom with the love life,   sending her to Africa isn't far enough. Send her to I'm Not on TV Anymore.

R.I.P.D., D.O.A.

"RED 3" to star former stars Mickey Rooney, Shirley Temple, Johnny Depp.