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Cindy Morgan's ready, willing & able for Cinemax or Showtime or TNT or TBS : Lacey Underall, Private Detective. (I think Harold Ramis might be available these days to direct, too.)

No matter how much Jackie Mason was miscast in Caddyshack 2, nothing could have been worse than the Razzie-worthy supporting performances of Dan Aykroyd and Randy Quaid, taking over-acting to a new level.

I feel like a hundred dollars.

The Legend of Bagger Vance could be the worst movie ever made. Not the worst GOLF movie … worst movie.

The critics agree! "Absence" is the movie with no audience whatsoever!

Harry Caray, the best ever. Will Ferrell, pretty damn close to the best ever.

More good news: The Dome has been chosen to host Super Bowl LIV and the 2024 Final Four.

The movie's "way, way back" narration by Chris Berman should be good. I hadn't realized ESPN had made another baseball film.

Despicable Me 9 and 10 will be funnier.

The difference being, Dean Martin was funny.

Sharon Stone and Linda Lovelace have similar big talent.

Why did they make a film about a single New York hockey player?

When a dust bowl blows a killer shark into Oklahoma, a family leaves for California, where they pick crops and are attacked by extra-terrestrials.

A string of movies in that era, Freebie, Busting, Fuzz, etc., featured cops who were bigger creeps than the crooks. I looked forward to Freebie & the Bean the first time I saw it … it's unbelievably unfunny and almost unwatchable.

After this, Patricia Heaton can work for Fox, she being somewhere far to the right of Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter.

Could somebody PLEASE kill fucking Dexter?

Broke the 50-year-old record for Most Insulting Indian Jokes in one show, previously held by several old Westerns.

A good cast, a good try, but wow, some truly stupid scenes. Her agent got a photo-shoot offer in Greece ON her wedding day, requiring her to be in Greece the next day? Ahhh, I guess it must have been an EMERGENCY photo shoot, where a client must fly thousands of miles to be there the next day. Ludicrous, man.

Paltrow's ten or twenty fans around the world can't wait.

Sandra Bullock is fucking funny, and very possibly vice versa.