Superman Returns, the movie that kept audiences frozen with its Super-Stupefyingly-Boring secret powers.

Ah, the star of "The Killing" Season 1 finale …. a leading contender for Worst Episode in the History of Television.

The late, great Gene Siskel considered this one of the greatest films he ever saw or reviewed. Said so many times.

"Band of Gold," yeah — Don Cherry did have one of the great singing voices. (Still has, in fact. Don's still around.)

OK, somebody please tell Christopher Guest that the monkey's not funny.

Most sit-coms have one, two or three idiot characters. This is the only show on television with ALL idiot characters.

A stylish show, but beyond Morgan and Huston, some of the most amazingly amateurish acting you'll ever find on TV. A single scene with James Caan was like an acting lesson for half this series's cast.

Naked City was magic. Magic City is pretty much just naked.

I keep waiting for the public (and the awards people) to catch up with just how good this guy Mads Mikkelsen is. (Just as he was in "Casino Royale.")

Fat AND stupid, she's the whole combo plate.

More about Portia and Shylock, please, because at this point you've only bored 99.5 percent of your readers.

Selina prefers Dean Martin for the young crowd, Nas for the retirees.

This reviewer up for upcoming role in Super Dumb-Ass.

Kidd's a good choice as new coach of Brooklyn Nets. He'll put a bounty on the Knicks.

Eiger Sanction, Every Which Way But Loose, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot ….

Tall actors apparently need not apply.

"Widely considered the greatest standup comedian of all time." Hahaha, good one!

I like the scene where Michael Caine & Morgan Freeman make the Batman franchise disappear.

North By Northeast was better.

Him do Tonto 2.