Right, because what that movie really needed was another hour of Tommy Lee Jones pretending to be 30 years younger.

Dennis Farina's fantastic in Little Big League.

And featuring a hot Virginia Madsen in her fine role of Ms. Dixie Boxx.

Favorite dialogue: Batboy to Crash Davis: "Get a hit, Crash." Crash to batboy: "Shut up."

She's busy working on her next show: "I. Me. Me. Myself. I. Me. More About Me."

The Peter Dinklage & Melissa McCarthy rom-com movie should be out soon. They're adorable as lovers.

Of course, dumb-ass Dennis blows his only line, saying: "Live IN New York, it's Saturday Night."

Rosario is the sled.

One of the greatest thumbs-downs ever.

Those coast-to-coast who know/knew him only from TV, they knew only a portion of a man who was a master of the written word.

"Navajo Joe" was Burt Reynolds.

No, that film was the sequel, "Bonin' Cousins."

Streisand wanted him to co-star in "A Star Is Born," but old Colonel Parker wouldn't give it his OK. Could've been pretty good. They got so lazy after a while, they'd put Elvis in movies like "Fun in Acapulco" but not bother to send him to Acapulco — he never set foot in Mexico for that entire film.

This was before Malick's movies all became: (1.) Shot of tree. (2.) Shot of leaf. (3.) Shot of grass. (4.) Repeat.

Won't be as good as one of the classic Sharon Stone westerns.

Barbara Eden love Lao long time.

The "Farewell, My Lovely" sketch alone was fantastic.

WELCOME. I am Mister SELFRIDGE and I want to THANK you for WATCHING me as I SPEAK every third or fourth WORD of this SCRIPT.

Kevin Pollak's book was pretty cool, too.

Will Smith passes on "Django," immediately improving it.