First season of "30 on 30" — extraordinary. This season of "30 on 30" — below ordinary.

I have no problem with 30 Rock … it's just interesting to me how so many people are under the false impression this show has a big following. Its ratings have been bad from the start.

I have no problem with 30 Rock … it's just interesting to me how so many people are under the false impression this show has a big following. Its ratings have been bad from the start.

This just might be the best show on TV not on cable.

This just might be the best show on TV not on cable.

117th of 117 shows in the most recent Nielsen ratings. What a smash hit 30 Rock is.

117th of 117 shows in the most recent Nielsen ratings. What a smash hit 30 Rock is.

Absolutely, if it's 1999.

Absolutely, if it's 1999.

Right, because his shotgun-preacher movie PACKED 'em in.

Right, because his shotgun-preacher movie PACKED 'em in.

Uh …. one week? Silver Linings Playbook?

Uh …. one week? Silver Linings Playbook?

SO many disappointed 12-year-olds begging Mommy: "I want to see the movie where all the Mommies want the soccer man!"

SO many disappointed 12-year-olds begging Mommy: "I want to see the movie where all the Mommies want the soccer man!"

Bonerz was hilarious in an '80 movie called "Serial," a peculiar little flop I wish Rabin would reassess.

Bonerz was hilarious in an '80 movie called "Serial," a peculiar little flop I wish Rabin would reassess.

(1.) Newhart's the best. (2.) Slap Maxwell Story and Days & Nights of Molly Dodd, still locked in a two-way tie for the world record for Not Available on DVD.

(1.) Newhart's the best. (2.) Slap Maxwell Story and Days & Nights of Molly Dodd, still locked in a two-way tie for the world record for Not Available on DVD.

Best Middlebrow Handjob is, surprisingly, a Golden Globes category this year.