Best Middlebrow Handjob is, surprisingly, a Golden Globes category this year.

He's in about 15 minutes of it.

He's in about 15 minutes of it.

In the book, the guys Willis and Vaughn play each weigh around 300 pounds. I love Hollywood.

In the book, the guys Willis and Vaughn play each weigh around 300 pounds. I love Hollywood.

Even better, one of the finest and funniest, Dennis Farina, just cast to be Nick's dad.

Even better, one of the finest and funniest, Dennis Farina, just cast to be Nick's dad.

Burt's she's-out-cold-so-I'll-undress-her scene with Loni is among cinema's creepiest.

Burt's she's-out-cold-so-I'll-undress-her scene with Loni is among cinema's creepiest.

Goggins also great in "Lincoln," for those who haven't seen him in that yet.

Goggins also great in "Lincoln," for those who haven't seen him in that yet.

Best. Drummer. Ever.

Best. Drummer. Ever.

I enjoyed Joaquin Phoenix's line "Just tell me something that's true!" to Phillip Seymour Hoffman until I saw the movie and that line wasn't in it.

I enjoyed Joaquin Phoenix's line "Just tell me something that's true!" to Phillip Seymour Hoffman until I saw the movie and that line wasn't in it.

Bigelow has also directed sci-fi and action films. Don't stereotype her off two films. Irvin Kershner directed The Empire Strikes Back. His previous film was Raid on Entebbe. Richard Marquand directed Return of the Jedi. His previous film was Eye of the Needle. I am sure Bigelow could direct just about anything, same…

Bigelow has also directed sci-fi and action films. Don't stereotype her off two films. Irvin Kershner directed The Empire Strikes Back. His previous film was Raid on Entebbe. Richard Marquand directed Return of the Jedi. His previous film was Eye of the Needle. I am sure Bigelow could direct just about anything, same…

I liked Magic Mike, loved Bernie, and must say M.M. was absolutely award-worthy in both.

I liked Magic Mike, loved Bernie, and must say M.M. was absolutely award-worthy in both.

A. Brody could say someone called him about Nazir, not that the call came from Nazir. B. If local law enforcement was called, it could result in the media finding out. which the CIA wouldn't like much. C. Hey, maybe she wanted to help Nazir change a tyre.