The next Dan Patrick-Vanilla Ice movie should be much better.

"If you came in late … allow me to reiterate … the name of this movie …. is Spy Hard!!!"

"If you came in late … allow me to reiterate … the name of this movie …. is Spy Hard!!!"

Merely great for its day, because the most recent Superman that audiences had up to that point was the George Reeves one.

Merely great for its day, because the most recent Superman that audiences had up to that point was the George Reeves one.

Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, if you ask, ask, ask, ask me.

Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, if you ask, ask, ask, ask me.

Lindsay should have been cast as Dick.

Lindsay should have been cast as Dick.

The two Prefontaine movies. He ran a lot. The End.

The two Prefontaine movies. He ran a lot. The End.

The Man With the Plan continues to be the President, who remains in hiding.

The Man With the Plan continues to be the President, who remains in hiding.

Yeah, and those Mira Sorvino blockbusters have been pretty rare, too.

Yeah, and those Mira Sorvino blockbusters have been pretty rare, too.

Ninety-nine percent of movies today take two years to get funding.

Ninety-nine percent of movies today take two years to get funding.

Wait'll you see the new movie with Toby Jones as Abe Lincoln.

Wait'll you see the new movie with Toby Jones as Abe Lincoln.

You probably would have given 90 minutes of Scarlett taking a shower a grade of A+.