You probably would have given 90 minutes of Scarlett taking a shower a grade of A+.

First, do what all Thanksgiving families do, watch the Detroit Lions lose, then watch an Acorn mystery, probably a Poirot or a Midsomer Murders. (Or two. Or three.)

First, do what all Thanksgiving families do, watch the Detroit Lions lose, then watch an Acorn mystery, probably a Poirot or a Midsomer Murders. (Or two. Or three.)

Thanks for this, Noel … one of my favorites. Been pitching it to friends for years.

Thanks for this, Noel … one of my favorites. Been pitching it to friends for years.

SO sick of the daughter. It's like somehow Meadow Soprano became as important as Tony.

SO sick of the daughter. It's like somehow Meadow Soprano became as important as Tony.

Pollak as the President of the United States in "Deterrence," blowing the hell out of Baghdad …. maybe the weirdest POTUS ever.

Pollak as the President of the United States in "Deterrence," blowing the hell out of Baghdad …. maybe the weirdest POTUS ever.

Boyle starred in "Joe," "Crazy Joe" and "Tail Gunner Joe," giving him a Joe record that will be hard to beat.

Boyle starred in "Joe," "Crazy Joe" and "Tail Gunner Joe," giving him a Joe record that will be hard to beat.

No, didn't direct a thing worth watching from 1965 on.

No, didn't direct a thing worth watching from 1965 on.

I forget, didn't Christian Bale go batshit on some joker on some movie?

I forget, didn't Christian Bale go batshit on some joker on some movie?

Random Roles next with Paula Prentiss, please.

Random Roles next with Paula Prentiss, please.

Hmmm, I expected Madonna's "W.E." (seen by tens of people worldwide) would get a shot at this list, and "Ruby Sparks" (whoever she was), too. "Chasing Mavericks" (still in theaters) could still catch a wave to flopness.

Hmmm, I expected Madonna's "W.E." (seen by tens of people worldwide) would get a shot at this list, and "Ruby Sparks" (whoever she was), too. "Chasing Mavericks" (still in theaters) could still catch a wave to flopness.

Love, love, love "Last of Sheila," and Benjamin was splendid in it.