From Seabiscuit to Spartan, Magnolia to Fargo, The Cooler to The Maiden Heist, this guy can do no wrong in my book.

Tyler Perry could replace Joe Don Baker in a 2013 remake of "Mitchell!"

Tyler Perry could replace Joe Don Baker in a 2013 remake of "Mitchell!"

I'm told Gettysburg is a mere 75 miles from Washington, D.C., although I sat wondering pretty much the same thing Todd did.

I'm told Gettysburg is a mere 75 miles from Washington, D.C., although I sat wondering pretty much the same thing Todd did.

Dana interrupts her Dad doing something important & private for the 1,000th time, breaking the previous Homeland record of 999.

Dana interrupts her Dad doing something important & private for the 1,000th time, breaking the previous Homeland record of 999.

I went to a Tom Cruise movie and a Julianne Hough movie broke out.

I went to a Tom Cruise movie and a Julianne Hough movie broke out.

Ross McElwee is that rare filmmaker who makes films about Ross McElwee.

Ross McElwee is that rare filmmaker who makes films about Ross McElwee.

Great song, from a greatly underrated singer.

Great song, from a greatly underrated singer.

Steve Martin, Lily Tomlin, men's room, "All of Me," maybe?

Steve Martin, Lily Tomlin, men's room, "All of Me," maybe?

Right, I forgot the show is called New York Live and doesn't go to the other 49 states.

Right, I forgot the show is called New York Live and doesn't go to the other 49 states.

That's how we in California felt for years about the show's Boston crap.

That's how we in California felt for years about the show's Boston crap.

She opens monologue by congratulating the Yankees. SNL to Detroit, San Francisco and St. Louis: drop dead.