She opens monologue by congratulating the Yankees. SNL to Detroit, San Francisco and St. Louis: drop dead.

In part III, both Al Pacino and Sofia Coppola die.

In part III, both Al Pacino and Sofia Coppola die.

This was the 3-hour movie about a poor billionaire and the heartbreak over a billionaire's daughter unable to find Mr. Right.

This was the 3-hour movie about a poor billionaire and the heartbreak over a billionaire's daughter unable to find Mr. Right.

You ain't got a license to kill bookies and today I ain't sellin' any. So take your flunky and dangle.

You ain't got a license to kill bookies and today I ain't sellin' any. So take your flunky and dangle.

Nolte was not her patient. His sister was.

Nolte was not her patient. His sister was.

Whenever I hear a Heaven's Gate or an Ishtar mentioned with the "worst movies ever," I wonder if that person has seen "Nothing But Trouble."

Whenever I hear a Heaven's Gate or an Ishtar mentioned with the "worst movies ever," I wonder if that person has seen "Nothing But Trouble."

Totally agree. And at least an hour too long. (At LEAST.)

Totally agree. And at least an hour too long. (At LEAST.)

I hated, hated, hated (as Roger Ebert would put it) not just "North," because who didn't, but one I expected to like, like, like. That would be "Hoffa," which turned out to be a Danny DeVito movie about a fictional character played by Danny DeVito, who beds beautiful women, shoves larger men around, strikes fear in…

I hated, hated, hated (as Roger Ebert would put it) not just "North," because who didn't, but one I expected to like, like, like. That would be "Hoffa," which turned out to be a Danny DeVito movie about a fictional character played by Danny DeVito, who beds beautiful women, shoves larger men around, strikes fear in…

Try "The Maiden Heist" …. she and Christopher Walken were hilarious in that.

Try "The Maiden Heist" …. she and Christopher Walken were hilarious in that.

Can't deny disliking several of these films, but do appreciate finding The Rapture, The Remains of the Day, Quiz Show, and, a forgotten favorite, Miami Blues. I'm not sure Alec Baldwin was ever better.

Can't deny disliking several of these films, but do appreciate finding The Rapture, The Remains of the Day, Quiz Show, and, a forgotten favorite, Miami Blues. I'm not sure Alec Baldwin was ever better.

And here's to good old Teresa Wright, too — from being married to Gary Cooper as Lou Gehrig to  having her Uncle Charlie try to kill her in a Hitchcock movie to being Matt Damon's nice landlady in The Rainmaker, now there's a lady who had quite a career.