'Wicker Man' era Cage would have shown a tremendous ability to spend days working on a file only to go out for a cup of Starbucks and end up with his legs broken, a mask of bees placed upon him and his body burned in a giant sacrificial wicker structure (mostly likely in the shape of a man).  I also hear he's not very…

'Wicker Man' era Cage would have shown a tremendous ability to spend days working on a file only to go out for a cup of Starbucks and end up with his legs broken, a mask of bees placed upon him and his body burned in a giant sacrificial wicker structure (mostly likely in the shape of a man).  I also hear he's not very…

Why do I always click on Newswire items that I know I don't care about?

Why do I always click on Newswire items that I know I don't care about?

Considering the movie is almost three hours long, you are in the clear to watch all of the trailers and TV spots in a lump sum with the solid knowledge that with the repetition of scenes from trailer to trailer, you really aren't seeing anything at all.  All we really know (despite the media bombardment) is that…

Considering the movie is almost three hours long, you are in the clear to watch all of the trailers and TV spots in a lump sum with the solid knowledge that with the repetition of scenes from trailer to trailer, you really aren't seeing anything at all.  All we really know (despite the media bombardment) is that…

Sounds like he never worried about paying or even how much he owed.

Sounds like he never worried about paying or even how much he owed.

Sweet, can't wait for the MLB playoffs when they air an ad for it every commercial break.  "Returning this fall, Men At Work.  And by "work," we still most definitely mean "play.""  Insert scene of aforementioned men staring at breasts, and that's a wrap.

Sweet, can't wait for the MLB playoffs when they air an ad for it every commercial break.  "Returning this fall, Men At Work.  And by "work," we still most definitely mean "play.""  Insert scene of aforementioned men staring at breasts, and that's a wrap.

I think the ratings are going to go up next season.  Love it or hate, people talk about the show and it only has one season under its belt.  They'll get word of mouth viewership.  Shows like this are rarely at their most popular in the first season.

I think the ratings are going to go up next season.  Love it or hate, people talk about the show and it only has one season under its belt.  They'll get word of mouth viewership.  Shows like this are rarely at their most popular in the first season.

I'll take a good action flick that just so happens to bear Star Trek-ish things over whatever the hell the other option was.  Doesn't it have almost exactly the same selling points as 'The Avengers'?  Snappy dialogue!  Cool special effects!  Some nebulous thing that doesn't actually have a definition but critics just…

I'll take a good action flick that just so happens to bear Star Trek-ish things over whatever the hell the other option was.  Doesn't it have almost exactly the same selling points as 'The Avengers'?  Snappy dialogue!  Cool special effects!  Some nebulous thing that doesn't actually have a definition but critics just…

I think I eventually did get a copy of 'Down in the Groove' (I was obsessed with having everything), and yeah, pretty much the most inessential thing ever.

I think I eventually did get a copy of 'Down in the Groove' (I was obsessed with having everything), and yeah, pretty much the most inessential thing ever.

Oh no, let's be clear:  I was well aware that nobody cares about my thoughts, opinions, or failed stabs at humor.  I am the only one who is interested in my own thoughts and that's good enough for me.

Oh no, let's be clear:  I was well aware that nobody cares about my thoughts, opinions, or failed stabs at humor.  I am the only one who is interested in my own thoughts and that's good enough for me.

Bob Dylan is just waiting for every other old artist to announce and/or release an album this calender year before he announces his own.  He's already waited out Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney, Patti Smith, Neil Young and now Van Morrison.  Soon enough, Sir Dylan will coolly brush the dust…

Bob Dylan is just waiting for every other old artist to announce and/or release an album this calender year before he announces his own.  He's already waited out Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney, Patti Smith, Neil Young and now Van Morrison.  Soon enough, Sir Dylan will coolly brush the dust…