So many questions, so little time:  How did this show make it through three seasons?  Is it a prequel to NYPD Blue?  Shouldn't the show's title change each season so that we are now on Been At This For A While Give Me Four More Years And I'll Be Too Old For This Shit Blue?  Are we sure that O'Neal didn't just get…

So many questions, so little time:  How did this show make it through three seasons?  Is it a prequel to NYPD Blue?  Shouldn't the show's title change each season so that we are now on Been At This For A While Give Me Four More Years And I'll Be Too Old For This Shit Blue?  Are we sure that O'Neal didn't just get…

Oh goody, I love these conversations.  I did my undergrad from 2004-2008, and somewhere around spring of 2005 was when I became seriously obsessed with music.  This was the mp3 era, but I did not own an mp3 player.  Instead, I got a refund check for $1000 from the university after my father overpaid a tuition bill,…

Oh goody, I love these conversations.  I did my undergrad from 2004-2008, and somewhere around spring of 2005 was when I became seriously obsessed with music.  This was the mp3 era, but I did not own an mp3 player.  Instead, I got a refund check for $1000 from the university after my father overpaid a tuition bill,…

Yeah, ten years is probably a more accurate rehab prediction.

Yeah, ten years is probably a more accurate rehab prediction.

The possibility that something worse is going to come along and become bigger than him is going to be in play whether or not he burns out.  They're out there right now, honing their little non-ball-dropped voices under a black light, just biding their time, letting the world twist in the Bieber wind.  Then, when the…

The possibility that something worse is going to come along and become bigger than him is going to be in play whether or not he burns out.  They're out there right now, honing their little non-ball-dropped voices under a black light, just biding their time, letting the world twist in the Bieber wind.  Then, when the…

On this surprisingly cool Iowa summer night, I'm going to go burrow under some blankets, go to sleep, and when I wake up, hope that this whole "Justin Bieber" thing has blown over.  Can't we just fast-forward five years to the part where he goes to rehab and we all make fun of him?

On this surprisingly cool Iowa summer night, I'm going to go burrow under some blankets, go to sleep, and when I wake up, hope that this whole "Justin Bieber" thing has blown over.  Can't we just fast-forward five years to the part where he goes to rehab and we all make fun of him?

At least they aren't Nickleback?

At least they aren't Nickleback?

In an episode with an absurd amount of quotable lines, I am partial to, "KRUSTY WANTS OUT!"  "No!  The world needs laughter."

In an episode with an absurd amount of quotable lines, I am partial to, "KRUSTY WANTS OUT!"  "No!  The world needs laughter."

They can reboot 'Spider-Man' within five years of the last one, but we're going on twenty years of 'Jurassic Park,' and a decade of the last movie and they don't even have a script done here?  Why is this taking so long?  How hard is it to make an awesome movie where dinosaurs eat people?  It's not like you need to…

They can reboot 'Spider-Man' within five years of the last one, but we're going on twenty years of 'Jurassic Park,' and a decade of the last movie and they don't even have a script done here?  Why is this taking so long?  How hard is it to make an awesome movie where dinosaurs eat people?  It's not like you need to…

But any Beatles version of the song has John Lennon on vocals.  If you lose Lennon, you lose the song (though I do like this cover).  Those originals are scorched into my brain.

But any Beatles version of the song has John Lennon on vocals.  If you lose Lennon, you lose the song (though I do like this cover).  Those originals are scorched into my brain.

The killer in my urine is the killer in your urine.

The killer in my urine is the killer in your urine.