This is not something that normal human beings should care about one way or the other.  I sort of am rooting that he turns them into alien politicians or something, now, just so he can flip his middle finger at the Internet.

This is not something that normal human beings should care about one way or the other.  I sort of am rooting that he turns them into alien politicians or something, now, just so he can flip his middle finger at the Internet.

James Cameron is somewhere at the bottom of the ocean searching for Kate Winslet's diamond in a submersible the size of an elevator.  Upon hearing of 'The Lone Ranger and Tonto''s astronomical budget issues, he snickered to himself, muttered, "Trains?  I built the fucking Titanic for that much," and then leaned back…

James Cameron is somewhere at the bottom of the ocean searching for Kate Winslet's diamond in a submersible the size of an elevator.  Upon hearing of 'The Lone Ranger and Tonto''s astronomical budget issues, he snickered to himself, muttered, "Trains?  I built the fucking Titanic for that much," and then leaned back…

If it makes you feel better, those fifteen-year old kids pretty much have no future.

If it makes you feel better, those fifteen-year old kids pretty much have no future.

I fell deeply, deeply into 'The Wild Hunt' last winter.  Iowa was frozen over, we got some big snows, and hearing "A Lion's Heart" while walking back to my apartment in -10 degree temps was pretty soul shattering.  That album is always going to be rooted in deep Iowa winter memories for me.  I digress, though.  Just…

I fell deeply, deeply into 'The Wild Hunt' last winter.  Iowa was frozen over, we got some big snows, and hearing "A Lion's Heart" while walking back to my apartment in -10 degree temps was pretty soul shattering.  That album is always going to be rooted in deep Iowa winter memories for me.  I digress, though.  Just…

"I love you Papa Homer."
"I love you, too, Pepsi."
"Pepi."

1. I Love Lisa
2. Last Exit to Springfield
3. Mother Simpson (the ending with Homer sitting on the car for hours gets me every fucking time)
4. And Maggie Makes Three (I am a sucker for the emotional, "sentimental" episodes)
5. Bart's Comet (just rewatched this yesterday, and Principal Skinner's screams seal it)
6.The Way…

Neil doesn't quite have the Teflon coating that Bob Dylan does at this point.  His 2000's output has gotten decidedly mixed reviews, at least if my memory is serving me correctly.  Dylan and Springsteen are the ultimate Teflon artists, I think.  Dylan is my favorite artist, but even I find it absurd that a toss-off…

Neil doesn't quite have the Teflon coating that Bob Dylan does at this point.  His 2000's output has gotten decidedly mixed reviews, at least if my memory is serving me correctly.  Dylan and Springsteen are the ultimate Teflon artists, I think.  Dylan is my favorite artist, but even I find it absurd that a toss-off…

I knew the public wanted a Snow White franchise.  It just makes so much sense, what with the whole self-contained narrative that wraps itself up in a single film and all.  Universal with their thumb on the cultural pulse of this fair country.

I knew the public wanted a Snow White franchise.  It just makes so much sense, what with the whole self-contained narrative that wraps itself up in a single film and all.  Universal with their thumb on the cultural pulse of this fair country.

A random kitten who shows up unexpectedly in different frames as The_M

A random kitten who shows up unexpectedly in different frames as The_M

That fucking clown terrified me as a kid.  I should have known better than to click on the headline.  I should have known there would be a picture of that clown.  Fuck.  Now I'm going to have to go see a therapist again.

That fucking clown terrified me as a kid.  I should have known better than to click on the headline.  I should have known there would be a picture of that clown.  Fuck.  Now I'm going to have to go see a therapist again.

The family put up a fight, but it has been done.

The family put up a fight, but it has been done.