Translation: LET THEM SEE YOUR FACE.

I see your Switzer, and raise you raise you Mike Martz, Ken Whisenhunt and Jim Caldwell.

Art doesn't care about Ellen May. As far as he's concerned she is just "a whore," but that's not why he's after her; she's just a means to an end, to lead him to one of those cold-blooded killers.

One of my favorite singers is Robbie Fulks, whose vocal talent is probably the most under-appreciated aspect of his repertoire because he's such a pro across the board. He writes like, say, Randy Newman or Tom Waits – the type of songwriter who can't really sing in a conventional sense but makes it work with great…

Wow, Season Six sounds kind of grisly.

Genuinely baffled by the ambivalence over 'Punch Up.' On Hail to the Thief, I'd definitely rank it (far) behind 'There, There' and 'Go To Sleep,' but otherwise 'Punch Up' is at least as good as any other song on that album.

This sounds like the essential reggae remix.

@avclub-33807fbc68d335db8080d3c10cb78822:disqus  David Brent is still funny, which is why… actually, yes, he should go away while he's still got that going for him.

Alexis Bledel's fantasy cameo wearing nothing but a chemise, stomacher, bloomers and engageantes is going to be HOT.

This show sounds great, assuming "cabbage" is code for "meth" and it's actually a time-traveling spinoff of Breaking Bad.

That's pretty generous.

I have never seen this show but if I come across it I'll probably give it a shot based strictly on this interview. And that's coming from someone who has sampled the rest of ABC's current crop of sitcoms and found them all wanting. (Yes, including 'Don't Trust the B,' rest its black little soul.)

They missed a perfect opportunity to move mattresses to "In the Arms of Sleep."

She's been too busy catching up on 'Entourage.'

Eh, the self-isolating rich have been arranging marriages in this country for years.

HoosierMate.com is for people who wanted to get fucked tonight by Donna Meagle.

Every show needs Emily Gilmore.

Yeah, Michael bailed when Michelle went behind Fanny's back at the fundraiser for 'The Nutcracker' to suggest that he buy a house in Montana with Fanny, because she wanted to settle down there. This was right before Michelle maced everyone.

I don't think this analysis is overthought, I've been thinking along the exact same lines for several years. Spot on.

I don't think this analysis is overthought, I've been thinking along the exact same lines for several years. Spot on.