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Republican birth control.

It's mostly in a couple of places.

Women are valued more than men. That's why they get put in danger more, because that ups the stakes. And romance usually has to do with some dude risking everything to win the woman, again making her more valuable.

"Rhubarb Swizzlestick"

Yeah, man. Prequelize it!

Look at me, I can play, center field!

*pushes glasses up*

At least them movies had scripts, unlike the ad-libbed shit we get in comedy these days.

Both of them?

Steve Harvey at it again!

Don't rent furniture!

Vince Gilligan. What a hack.

I'd like to give her vaynt a rub.

These super heroes lately don't seem to care about secret identities no more.

Did his step-uncle get kilt in this one?

Baaaahhh!

Mustache rides, 25 Cents

You got that right. We all love a "repentant" sinner.

Phi Kappa Psi on bended knee
Will kiss the ass of TKE

So damned much energy!