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Then you can bum smokes off them when you're out.

You joke, but a friend of mine once had an old, old Honda CVC Mini that would actually run on powdered coal. I think you had to modify the carburetor in some way. I wonder if it would run on copier toner.

"We have one bot that only works the lift, and another bot that moves the stuff off the lift."

Thaint nothin in the Constitution says a man can't breed cats in the Capitol!

I like them transparent miniskirts that the gals all wear so's you can see their cooter hair.

Shit bubba s'all good!

Clove?

Oh, Sharia, our love
Holds on, holds on!

Quirk makes me puirk.

Snowmelt water has all kinds of shit in it, including heavy metals. Hopefully you're filtering it after you melt it.

That's what y'all look like if you write all the time, do lots of coke in the 80s, and get hit by a van.

I got no problem with blaming all Christians. Either yer fer it, or yer agin' it!

These days I'm feeling kinda the opposite.

Murphy's Law is that it always has a burnt crust.

She gots small boobs, but ain't afraid to air them out.

I never have the right change!

The biggest difference is that if you get stoned, you get stoned.

I remember Sharia Lewis and Lambchop.

This is just exactly like my C'thul'hu Goes West spec pilot.