Just like when Momma had me by caesarean.

Ho Chi Mann

I got me a ear dongle, but I got surgery scheduled to remove it.

I know what you mean, man.

He's from an evil parallel universe.

TV production.

Unless he's playing George Costanza, forget it.

Have you?

And easy on the goddamned paprika!

Yeah, some real crap, like anything by Hemingway.

We still like your deviled eggs.

I'll fess up right now. I ain't never read it, and I ain't never gonna, neither.

Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked when they burned her alive at the stake

This podcast is like a drop of poison in my earbuds.

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?

Grady, Grady, always shady.

Temporary layoffs
Easy credit rip-offs!

I'm comin' to join ya, 'Lizabeth!

Old man tits.

What is Hipp?
Tell me, tell me, if you think you know
What is Hipp?
If you're really Paul Hipp, the passing years will show