Nuthin I like better than to hear some 90-plus year old dude smacking his dentures together about shit that happened in the old long time.

Kiss mah grits!

Back when I used to post a lot to alt.folklore.urban, we would post "Motto!"

That shit will fuck you up.

"Purple Haze" kicks in.

Is this gonna be a real fight or just another bug hunt?

That counts for news around these parts.

Hopefully with non-lead ink.

Whoo! U.S. millitary! We're 10 and 2!

Yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone

Le petit mort, dang it!

Mine did. Also Mr. Mxyzptlk.

Egg-sactly!

Sorvino's Valley girl accent is just bad enough to be distracting.

They used to use peach baskets filled with peaches and if you made a basket you had to climb a ladder to get the ball out, but you also got a free peach.

San Quentin High School rules!

And yet they keep tellin me I'm only using 10 percent of my brain.

That ain't what I recall from that AV Club taste test.

If'n it was Wikipedia, you could just change it.

Computers have made people sloppy.