Twilight Zone it up by having his own rolodex card added to the file at the end.

"KLondike five," is the 1940s equivalent of "555" for a phony phone number. The first two letters are given a numerical value according to the dialer.

I just tap the ear cone handle and have Myrtle put me through.

The biggest problem with Post-Its is they taste terrible.

She was last night.

Favorite comedian? Eddie Izzod.

Spring ahead, Zod back!

Sounds imaginative and original!

Classic Fleischer Superman!

How I Met Your Mother

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"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

This damn thing's covered with butter!

Well, shuck my ears!

You have to start somewhere.

Just go to a medical supply store and get a #12 hooked scalpel.

Yup. He was more surprised than hurt, but in order to draw attention away from his broken glasses, he fake cries and claims an icicle almost blinded him.

Billy Mays, we hardly knew ye.

Huh!

I thought that was Lena Dunham shaving her poon.