I don't need no sloppy 140,567ths.

What's the point of a format that won't wear out when you keep rewinding through the naked lady scenes?

She sure as shit does.

Next season they go into the future — the future future — so it definitely ain't the same as the movie. I watched most of last season. It ain't too bad.

It's an entertaining combination of zany and threatening.

Mr. Bean?

I always thought he was doin a take-off on the Dennis Hopper character in Apocalypse Now.

True, bud. Even if it was never played, the video would degrade if for no other reason than it was sitting around the Earth's fluctuating magnetic field all these years, slowly goin to hell. Not to mention if it had been stored anywhere near speakers that had large magnets in them, or a tube TV.

This ain't no surprise.

It's the cat's pajamas.

Stay out of Riverdale!

I seen some folks lined up to get free weed from a dispensary I drove by. That place ain't in business any more.

It's bland food for Christians who don't want to get themselves all riled up about something on accounta it might be the work of Satan.

DENTAL PLAN!
OOMPA LOOMPAS NEED BRACES!

Choclate does kinda look like poop, now that you mention it.

Git your posts in before they close shop.

Oh, don't be so negative.

Good for removing tattoos, though.

Free will is a myth if you ain't got no options.

Time to shut down civilization and try again.