It's also to introduce an old movie serial feel to the proceedings, which also might not be needed anymore.

Waiting for more celebrities to die.

They could have Harrison Ford come out, fire up a fattie and tell you what the backstory is.

I need to get into the pimping game. Sounds lucrative.

Won't somebody think of the children… who giggle when they hear cussing?

BRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY!!

KIRK: My God, Bones, what have I done?
BONES: You did what you have to do, what you always do, turn death into a fighting chance to live.

Time travel. It's always about time travel.

I guess people just record albums and don't really care if anybody ever hears them.

Somebody once told me that you can tell all kinds of lies in political advertising and nobody will get you for it. First Amendment all the way. The deal is that supposedly voters gotta sort through the truth and lies on their own. So you can say your opponent fucks kittens and ain't nobody can say boo about it.

It's packed with fat.

This is bound to help pave the way for our gangsters to set up their casinos in Cuba again.

Does this qualify as sports news or politics?

My right eye crapped out on me, too. Don't know why. Doctors don't know why. Now all I can do is wait for it to stabilize and then maybe get some laser surgery on it.

It don't work with me, 'cause I like to root for the villain a lot of the time.

Them characters on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia said there ain't no such thing as leftover crack.

She's on a kind of horizontal hiatus.

We just call each other "Bubba" or "Pal" or "Chief."

It's basically everybody's plan.

"What are you doing with all that equipment?"
"We're fucking stealing it, man!"