Sure, man. Any alien civilization clever and powerful enough to even get to Earth would have all the resources they could ever want by just gathering up asteroids or moons or planets in their local neighborhood.

Whatever happened to my Constitutional right to privately buy the belongings of my favorite dead celebrities?

I'm guessing it's something about a very environmentally aware killer.

He's the most boring of all the Sheen family.

Chicagoxit

BURN THE WITCH!

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I'm gonna spew!

You're me, ain't you?

Welshie!

We have a Spanish porter we're training for the moment. It'd be quicker to train an APE!

Wohl eff it oin't me owl fren' Meeery Poopins!

He woulda used up all his material. He said it took him 10 years to write an hour and a half of jokes. As hard as that was, he'd be stupid to give away his shit for free all the time.

Nostalgia is sad sometimes because people mourn their youth.

I don't like these comic book TV shows.

I don't believe you.

If you buy a donut at Krispy Kreme, they give you another one for free.

I seen that X-Files is listed under "comedy" on my streamin service.

Not the same subject? Millions of people who got killed in World War 2 who are pretty much forgotten about these days? Might as well add in the 10 million or so Chinese killed by the Japanese before and during the war.

One of the funny things about people in general is just how much we really want to forget our dead. Surviving relatives put up tombstones, but after the people who put up the tombstones pass away, they can pretty much crumble to dust. Maybe it's a good human trait after all. People always say that if you don't…