Like the couple million German prisoners that starved to death in the Allied POW camps. Surprisingly easy to forget.

Yeah, and still less than half the number killed in the Chinese Cultural Revolution.

I can't get enough of celebrities. They're so much more interestin than us ordinary folk.

That Calvin was a little bastard.

Next to Jesus.

Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot!

I'm thinkin that once you get past a couple million, there's no real point in keeping score. It ain't like killing 12 million is somehow twice as bad as killing 6 million. That'd be a weird way of looking at it. Hell, Ted Bundy only probably killed around 100 people. So by that logic, Bundy was practically a saint.

I didn't know he invented the modern stapler.

It's just a defense mechanism. If we go around admitting that good and evil are pretty much dependent on specific circumstances and cultural context, that might mean that the very stuff we all agree in the bottom of our hearts is "right" and "good" might someday be judged as the most ignorant, naive and self-serving…

He ain't no Mooslim, that's fer damned sure.

He coulda got a job at Marvel these days.

Y'all try to clean up the world after the purulent decadence and corruption of the 1800's and the regressive oppression post-WW I, and suddenly you're the bad guy.

Beetle Bailey was a Nazi sympathizer.

He had the keys to the damn car.

That ain't what the History Channel says.

I'm pretty sure that had to do with packing up and moving Germany to Saskatchewan.

Kids don't know Jack Shit.

He's a fisch out of wasser.

She got divorced from the high school football captain.

I heard tell he has a big donger which is why he keeps getting work.