Applesauce

Not with that figure.

I seen some hot chicks working in small town places. Not everybody gets to or wants to move to Hollywood. Some people just stay home and marry the best option they got and have kids and settle for a relatively happy life.

Is this Ed Helms guy supposed to be funny or what?

The lady pees on a midget.

Just take the interstate.

I get them confused with The Goodies.

You ain't been doin yer squats.

Foot

Hey hey I'm the honkey
People say I honkey around

I smelt this with my eyeballs.

I would say they're probably the best STP tribute band, but you never know.

Was that the same dog in Futurama? That dog gets around.

Don't tell that to my uncle Clyde or my other uncle Orville.

I can do it. I'm a powerful yodeler.

"Mustang Sally…!"
*shoot myself in the head*

Me gettin some poon.

You know who's a good singer you don't hear much from?
Robert Downey, Jr.

I had a uncle who used to play knob sack.

I guess I'm sayin that family entertainment don't immediately spring to mind when I think of Viacom and Comcast.