They should call it The Witcher Who Fought a War in the Stars.

I heard about a Polish production company that wanted to shoot a movie on the sun, so they had to go at night.

Not every movie or TV show has to be about poor suffering non-white folks to be good.

No Wine Country for Old Men

"This wine has strong accents of plum, blueberry and midichlorians."

I don't mind what my family looks like, cause they kind of all look like me. It's what they say that really goes straight up my ass.

I ain't a fan of dark comedy. I got a lot of alkies in my family.

Check out my racist Hulk Hogan impression, white bruther!

And even then they were referencing shit from the late 70s, so the recall level on that is mighty low.

I heard he fucks dead kittens. I ain't 100 percent sure of my source on that, though.

That's why we gotta bring in that Georges Seurat.

That would be Charles Rocket.

NO BILL COSBY

Choppin brock-ah-LAY!

Where's the comments about men earning a whole lot more?

And there's gonna be another school shooting in…
5… 4… 3… 2…

Now they just do it with Zack Gallifianakis.

What would you do
If I rapped out of tune?

Daycare Hostel

"Ugh, sckür der vürder!"
— Swedish Chef