I liked it when it was Dave, and I like it now.

Y'all can't fool me. Plural of y'all is "all y'all."

How about Watchmen: Walkman?

Where would you put it?
— Stephen Wright

This dude gets in trouble.
The trouble gets worse.
With some luck and cleverness, he figures kind of a half way out of it.
He's happy he's done with the trouble, although then has new trouble.
And a woman.
The end.

"Ugh, subtleties!"
— the same

Y'all got me there. Also Robocop.

It ain't very exciting, I'll grant you that.

I thought fer a second they were gonna make it into a cartoon series, and I thought that might be inappropriate for children.

Not if you know where to torrent it.

Eighty-four percent of all CGI used in movies these days is for fake tears from shitty actors who can't cry on cue.

That's why you can't believe nothin about them aliens.

Easy come, easy go.

Every single episode of No, Honestly.

Who fuckin knows?

Luke had to turn to the Dark Side to defeat Vader, then at the end he's all confused because the Rebels "won" but he knew it was all bullshit brought about by the Dark Side. He's not happy.

Those fat Jewish Katzenjammers were just a slightly exaggerated reflection of the actual German Jewish immigrants of the time.

He had a dream.

Animation didn't start out to be for kids. It used to just be dirty anal sex cartoons for sailors to jerk off to in boardwalk arcades.

Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors