I don't think the whole left side of his face in that picture is even him.

I didn't fall for that one because fuck it.

I seen one of the remakes and I guess they made her come in and say the lines again, because she didn't sound British no more. Which is fucked up I guess.

Star Wars could use a lot more Vulcans.

It's galactic standard.

"Hi, this is Cheryl from Walgreen's. Your anti-midichlorian prescription is ready for pick-up. Thank you!"

Don't get up in his grille!

The Apocalypse is known for its walls filled with torn-up posters.

He busted his nose in that airplane crash.

She and Captain Janeway are sisters.

Wake up, man, this is important!

The one with the mask is obviously Luke.

Scuk my dick hard

I don't cotton to this at all.

They don't carry them books with little boys showin their pee-pees.

Them Seattle hipsters ain't really the marching around type.

Without a lot of space and high shelves to hide behind, just how am I supposed to jack it?

I gotta stop eatin those Tide laundry detergent pods.

Game Dude?

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